So. Last week of school.
Sadness:( But also Happiness:)
Monday 12 December 2011
Saturday 10 December 2011
Im alive.
Not that anyone cares, since no one reads this blog, but wahtev.
I got an iPod touch so i gave my iPod shuffle back to my grandmother cause it was hers.
anyway.
why am i even bothering to type this?
NONE OF YOU CARE
if you did, you would comment.
but no.
oh well. ill get over it. someday.
bye
I got an iPod touch so i gave my iPod shuffle back to my grandmother cause it was hers.
anyway.
why am i even bothering to type this?
NONE OF YOU CARE
if you did, you would comment.
but no.
oh well. ill get over it. someday.
bye
Monday 7 November 2011
Monday 31 October 2011
Friday 28 October 2011
I just heard this song....... its so sad
"Skyscraper"
Skies are crying, I am watching
Catching tear drops in my hands
Only silence, as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel like
There's nothing left of me?
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
As the smoke clears, I awaken
And untangle you from me
Would it make you, feel better
To watch me while I bleed?
All my windows still are broken
But I'm standing on my feet
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Go run, run, run
I'm gonna stay right here, watch you disappear
Yeah oh
Go run, run, run
Yeah, it's a long way down
But I am closer to the clouds up here
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Oh Oh
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
(Like a skyscraper) huh huh huh
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Skies are crying, I am watching
Catching tear drops in my hands
Only silence, as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel like
There's nothing left of me?
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
As the smoke clears, I awaken
And untangle you from me
Would it make you, feel better
To watch me while I bleed?
All my windows still are broken
But I'm standing on my feet
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Go run, run, run
I'm gonna stay right here, watch you disappear
Yeah oh
Go run, run, run
Yeah, it's a long way down
But I am closer to the clouds up here
You can take everything I have
You can break everything I am
Like I'm made of glass
Like I'm made of paper
Oh Oh
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
(Like a skyscraper) huh huh huh
Like a skyscraper
Like a skyscraper
Sunday 23 October 2011
excusions make you paranoid
rules to remember on a excursion:
(In the end, they didn't kill us. But I think they knew we knew they knew we knew that they would try to kill us, so they didn't, to prove us wrong)
- The nice excursion people probably won't try to kill you
- Just cause they separate you into two groups, doesn't mean they'll try to kill you.
- Just cause they have bombs, doesn't mean they'll kill you
- Just cause they have a pond that looks like you could drown in it, doesn't mean they'll kill you.
- Just cause they have gas chambers, doesn't mean they'll kill you
- Just cause they have enormously tall gate that NO ONE could climb over, doesn't mean they'll try to kill you
- It is always best to have an escape plan, just in case they try to kill you. It would help if you know how to drive a car.
(In the end, they didn't kill us. But I think they knew we knew they knew we knew that they would try to kill us, so they didn't, to prove us wrong)
Dads give back necklaces that are broken. But they don't like handing over iPods.
So, yah. My old dragon necklace if broken. *cries*
On the BRIGHT said, I found my old old dragon necklace, the one i lost when I was 5.
On the NOT SO BRIGHT SIDE, I still don't have my iPod.
On the BRIGHT said, I found my old old dragon necklace, the one i lost when I was 5.
On the NOT SO BRIGHT SIDE, I still don't have my iPod.
Sunday 9 October 2011
Friday 7 October 2011
Sunday 2 October 2011
rhyre
So i was sitting in enrichemnt, talking toa person, and then i say somthing, and i notice that eveeryone else is being shut uppy and quiet. and i'm all like ;okaaaaay everyone, go back to your knitting...' and they're just like *waves* ab\nd i'm just like 'hi'
*laughs*
epic fail!!!!
term 3
This is term 3 in approx 200 words
darcy started going out with coco and stopped being pinkified to me, plus he sat on bradley's neck while bradley crawled around the science room. ( awkward.....)
and I saw bailey and Bronte kissing which was gross. then bailey and bronte broke up which was kinda sad in a 'yay now we don't have to see them make out anymore' way. bailey tried to go out with bronte's best frined and he did for a day, but then the best friend was a good best friend and dumped him cause im pretty sure it is against the law to go out with your best friend's ex if they only broke up yesterday.
and cameron and bradley sprayed their stinky deodorant all over the English classroom and it was sooooo bad, we actually had to evacuate for awhile.
and I saw bailey and Bronte kissing which was gross. then bailey and bronte broke up which was kinda sad in a 'yay now we don't have to see them make out anymore' way. bailey tried to go out with bronte's best frined and he did for a day, but then the best friend was a good best friend and dumped him cause im pretty sure it is against the law to go out with your best friend's ex if they only broke up yesterday.
and cameron and bradley sprayed their stinky deodorant all over the English classroom and it was sooooo bad, we actually had to evacuate for awhile.
i poured water on cameron, he got kinda annoyed......
I also poured blue food colouring on blake, which was lollified. but mean, even though he deserved it.
I also poured blue food colouring on blake, which was lollified. but mean, even though he deserved it.
I got in heaps of trouble for lots of stuff. i read books. I wrote stories. I exsisted.
Term 3.
randomness
Don't piss me off - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Hello, you've reached me. If you don't know who me is, you've dialed the wrong number.
Hi,you have just dialed 911. Normally we would ask you to state the nature of the emergency, however we're all out at lunch. If you would like to leave your name, number and emergency, we will return your call as soon as we get back. If it is a very important emergency, just go outside and scream for help. That always works pretty well in the movies. Good Luck.
Hi. Now you say something.
I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - Galadriel
I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go. - Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary. - Sliding Doors
'People put you down enough, you start to believe it... the bad things are always easier to believe than the good things, ever notice that?' - Julia Roberts in Pretty Women
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
Hello, you've reached me. If you don't know who me is, you've dialed the wrong number.
Hi,you have just dialed 911. Normally we would ask you to state the nature of the emergency, however we're all out at lunch. If you would like to leave your name, number and emergency, we will return your call as soon as we get back. If it is a very important emergency, just go outside and scream for help. That always works pretty well in the movies. Good Luck.
Hi. Now you say something.
I can't come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I'm at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're listening to it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're listening to it...I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
Eat your spinach and you'll grow up big and strong like Popeye. You'll also end up with a girlfriend that looks like Olive Oyl.
If someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head.
Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. - Galadriel
I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go. - Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a little bit scary. - Sliding Doors
'People put you down enough, you start to believe it... the bad things are always easier to believe than the good things, ever notice that?' - Julia Roberts in Pretty Women
Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.
When their numbers dwindled from 50 to 8, the other dwarves began to suspect Hungry.
bring on the vaccinations!
Because, you see, I now have an excuse not to have some strange person stab me with a needle. You see, I am a victim of Vaccinophobia, the fear of vaccinations and needles............
Sooooo
LADY WHO WANTS TO STAB ME WITH A NEEDLE: It won't hurt!!! just stop running away!!!
ME: YEs, it will hurt!!!!!! horribly!!!! i have vaccinophobia, stay away from me!!!!
LADY WHO WANTS TO STAB ME WITH A NEEDLE: oh, well in that case i'll go away and you can die from smallpox or something.
ME: but i won't have been stabbed. AHA!
yayness!!!!
apart from the fact i will now get really diseased.
Sooooo
LADY WHO WANTS TO STAB ME WITH A NEEDLE: It won't hurt!!! just stop running away!!!
ME: YEs, it will hurt!!!!!! horribly!!!! i have vaccinophobia, stay away from me!!!!
LADY WHO WANTS TO STAB ME WITH A NEEDLE: oh, well in that case i'll go away and you can die from smallpox or something.
ME: but i won't have been stabbed. AHA!
yayness!!!!
apart from the fact i will now get really diseased.
My brother is evil
he videoed me faling down the stairs and is threatening to put it on the internetz........
life is unfair
life is unfair
Thursday 29 September 2011
I was bored. nuff said
L- Mildred! Where are you????
N- Weren’t you meant to meet her at a restaurant two hours ago?
L- Yeah, I did. We decided to play Hide and Seek. She hid, and I haven’t found her yet.
K- Oh. Well maybe she went to Egypt? I always wanted to go to Egypt. They have pyramids and lots of dead people in the ground. *gasp* maybe they killed Mildred!
L- Mildred wouldn’t go to Egypt, cause she said ‘I am not going to be in Egypt, so don’t look there’
K- Oh. I wanted to go to Egypt.
N- We’re GOING to Egypt.
L- No, we’re not
N- Dude, she told you she wouldn’t be there so you wouldn’t go there! That’s practically the oldest trick in the book! How dumb are you?
L- I am not dumb! Okay, fine we’ll go to Egypt. She won’t be there though!
K- Yay! Egypt! Pyramids! Dead people! EW.
F walks in
F- Egypt, huh? Well, I have no wish to go there, but Mildred owes me money, so I suppose I shall have to go and retrieve it.
N- What does she owe you money for?
F- I ‘escorted’ her to an ‘after party’
K- What kind of after party? My brother went to an after party once.
F- No particular kind of after party.
L- Okay, cool
N- Let’s go to the air port now
K- Look, we’re at the airport!
J is sitting at a desk
L- Remind me why we’re at the airport?
N- We’re going to Egypt.
F- I’m getting the money Mildred owes me.
K- EGYPT!
N- We should get on a plane. Excuse me sir, we would like to go to Egypt?
J- I’m afraid there are no planes to Egypt for three weeks, as the last one crashed.
L- Oh look! A plane! It says it’s going to Egypt!
K- Let’s get on the plane!
N- But we don’t have tickets!
J- No one cares, just get on the plane
L- You look strangely like Mildred......
J- Oh, dear, well I’m not Mildred. My name is Mildredania.
L- Okay, bye!
J disappears
K- Look! We’re on the plane. Look! We’re in Egypt!
N- We should go see a pyramid!
K- Look! We’re at a pyramid!
L- She’s not gonna be here!
*bad singing*
L- Its Mildred! She’s in the pyramid!
K- How do we get in the pyramid?
N- No idea.
K- Look! A button on the side of the pyramid! I wonder what will happen if I press the button?
*presses button*
K- Oh look. A secret door. Boring.
N- Awesome! A secret door!
F- ITS A SECRET DOOR, OH MY GOSH!!!! WOW CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, SECRET DOOR?
L- Shut up Fred. I’m coming Mildred!!!!!
K- Shouldn’t we go in the door?
N- Probably.
K- Look! We’re in the pyramid looking for Mildred!
L- Miiiiiiildred!
F leaves
K- We have been looking for over an hour. *gasp* Why is Fred kissing a girl behind a piece of paper?
N- Creepy
L- MY EYES!
F- Hey, we’re busy, go away!
*bad singing*
L- Mildred!
L runs off
J- Hi everybody, I am Fred’s girlfriend from Spain!
K- Hi! We’re in a pyramid!
J- I know, that is so cool!
N- We should go find Luke before he does something stupid.
F- Come on, girlfriend from Spain! Er, what’s your name again?
J- Joe.
F- I like girlfriend from Spain better.
J- Oh.
They run off
J- Bye!
K- Bye!
N- Let’s go look for Luke, he might be dead.
K- Okay!
L (offstage) - Mildred, where are you!
K- But if he is bones, I will run away.
L walks on
L- Mildred is here somewhere! I heard her singing!
Mildred walks in
L- Mildred!
N- We’ll leave you two alone.....
K and N leave
J- Luke? You b*tch!
L- What did I do?
J- You made me play hide and seek! I wanted to play musical chairs! But Noooooo.....
L- You can’t play musical chairs with two people! Hide and seek can be played with any number of people!
J- No one cares about hide and seek!
L- I care!
J- You have five minutes to write your will.
L- Huh?
J- I will kill you, in four minutes and 55 seconds.
L tries to run, and J chases after him
F- Please, let’s just talk about this!
J- No, it’s OVER, b*tch! I’m not the girlfriend from Spain anymore! I’m not even Spanish! Goodbye Flred. And just to tell you? You S*CK at after parties!
J runs off
F- What? NOOOOO!!! Not AGAIN!
*pulls out phone*
F-Hi, is this girlfriend’s from Spain? Yes, this is Fred. I would like to hire a new girlfriend. What! $100 dollars a minute! What do you mean, I don’t treat them nicely? Just cause this is my 28th girlfriend from Spain. What? They’d have to be insane to want to be the 29th?? B*tch. I’m calling girlfriends from France. Have a horrible life.
*hangs up*
N and K come in
N- 28th girlfriend from Spain?
K- You must have been really horrible to them.
F- I still can’t believe she said I was bad at after parties! Maybe it’s cause she doesn’t like Bananas in Pyjamas?
N- Um, what?
F- Last after party, we watched bananas in pyjamas, while making pizza and having sandwiches.
N- Riiiiiight. That’s totally what you did.
K- Bananas in pyjamas? Aren’t they those weird yellow tall people with creep faces that chase teddy bears on Tuesday? No wonder the girlfriend from Spain ditched you. B1 and B2 are so stupid, they must have taken classes!
N- Yeah, they’re weird. Dude, shouldn’t we go see check on Mildred and Luyke?
L (from offstage) – ahhhhh! Don’t kill me Mildred!!!
K- one sec. Fred, can I borrow your phone?
F- Yah, sure
*gives k phone*
K- Let’s see.... recently called..... Girlfriends from Spain..... Right. Excuse me? Is this girlfriends from Spain? I’m calling to offer you a deal. You get to torture Floyd, if you can save this guy from his evil er, sister, Mildred. Okay, great. Bye!
*hangs up*
K- Fred, wait here. The new girlfriend from Spain will be here soon.
K and N go to find L
L- Wow, that was so weird. All these weird girls came and attacked Mildred. They took her that way, saying something about her being someone’s new girlfriend and finally getting revenge?
N- Yeah, we know. Can we go home now? I mean, we found Mildred.
K- But we’re in Egypt!!!
N- Yeah, so?
K- EGYPT?????
*ticking noise*
K- Hey, what’s that mysterious ticking noise?
They look around
L- I found the source of the ticking! It’s a pipe bomb!
N- Doesn’t this happen in harry potter? And don’t they all blow up?
K- Yeah. That was funny. And then Voldemort did the evil laugh and started dancing.
N- I have a bad feeling about this.
Bomb- beeeeeeeep
L- Oh crap
J walks across room holing sign ‘boom’
J- Evil laugh. Cough. The endWednesday 28 September 2011
Explanations
So my fiend had an assignemnt where she had tio make make a teen magazine? And she made me wear pink and be in a photoshoot thing, burt now i get to get regothed and be a movie satr, YAY!
I am sitting at a computer wearing *GASP* pink.
my life is officially over. I look sooooo unlike me it is spooky.
Monday 26 September 2011
Inam home now, yes that is cool but not cool since I have to clean my room.
Inam home now is that not cool.
Apeopel you should comment now I am feeling really bad soh well I didn't
T expect anyone to comment anyway.
Apeopel you should comment now I am feeling really bad soh well I didn't
T expect anyone to comment anyway.
Sunday 25 September 2011
one more resulaution
LEARN TO TYPE, YOU TWIT!!!!
okay. Okay. Kalise promises to try to be grammatical.
emphasis on the word 'try'
okay. Okay. Kalise promises to try to be grammatical.
emphasis on the word 'try'
barbie s over.....
i live......
for awhile.
dad is being okays now..... he is in football mode they are watching the game on youtube.
going home day after tomorrow. which will be cools.
can read books again then yay
for awhile.
dad is being okays now..... he is in football mode they are watching the game on youtube.
going home day after tomorrow. which will be cools.
can read books again then yay
Friday 23 September 2011
this is weird.
okay i am being serious and ultra serious.
anorexia an poverty and homelessness and depression and people being mean to animals and suicide and popular people are bad yes?
save the world from anorexia an poverty and homelessness and depression and people being mean to animals and suicide and popular people!!!!!!
especially popular people cause if we didn't have popular people half those issues wouldn't exist.
save the world!!!!
anorexia an poverty and homelessness and depression and people being mean to animals and suicide and popular people are bad yes?
save the world from anorexia an poverty and homelessness and depression and people being mean to animals and suicide and popular people!!!!!!
especially popular people cause if we didn't have popular people half those issues wouldn't exist.
save the world!!!!
why will no one email me? or text me? srsly guys don't ditch me!
I WAS LOYAL!! I NEVER JOINED THE POPULAR GROUP!!!! THEY DIDN'T WANT ME AND I DIDN'T WANT THEM BUT THATS NOT THE POINT!!!!!
SO DON'T DITCH ME!!!
ITS NOT NICE!!!
okay now i sound like this weird stupid clingly girl who is a moaning myrtle.
that wasn't very nice turtle.
SO DON'T DITCH ME!!!
ITS NOT NICE!!!
okay now i sound like this weird stupid clingly girl who is a moaning myrtle.
that wasn't very nice turtle.
the weirdness of dads
still not watching football. dad is grumpy cause he says i 'shouldn't be on laptop all afternoon cause it is baaaaaaaaad'. dad is weird. he hates mordern stuff I mean he hates basically all mordern music. and all modern tv stuff. and his hair is longer than mine which is quite long.
excuse me dad person. i ahve been on laptop say 15 min? jeez.
bye bye draco
I am failing epicly at goals and typing. oh well.
am watching football., but not watching it if you get wat i mean.
dumped draco yesterday. he was nice, but when we went out to get dinner, he ordered me chicken pizza. I haven't into chicken sincd year four at primary school!!! and then he said, 'just eat it who cares?' so draco got dumped.
singleness.
bored ness.
resulutions
ay so right now i have no real reason for blogging apart from to stop me getting bored out of my mind.
so i am going to be strange and truthful and have boring and h so mega important reulutions cause it is something to do.
- Try to be nice to people. they probably don't like having water poured on them.
- ber nice to parentals then they will be nice!! try not to scream at them so much......
- do homework more oftwn cause you should and then teachers won't scream at you and make you write essays on rights and responsiblities (mental note: they won't like it when you say that they are a poohead)
- try to be a not so evil sister
- stop throwing zane's bag in the bin even if he does say awful stuff
- stop gettig kickd out of the library. YOU ARE A NERD PERSON YOU DO NOT GET KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, OKAY?
- read better books. pervertednesss is bad, okay?
- become smart genius
- get friends so will not have to whine about the lameness of the planet on here
- get revenge on B1 B2 BTB TSHAB and the rest of the PG but not being too evil
- finish the stupid story and type it up nd get it publishrx before you die
- survive
that is good goals yes?
resulutions
ay so right now i have no real reason for blogging apart from to stop me getting bored out of my mind.
so i am going to be strange and truthful and have boring and h so mega important reulutions cause it is something to do.
- Try to be nice to people. they probably don't like having water poured on them.
- ber nice to parentals then they will be nice!! try not to scream at them so much......
- do homework more oftwn cause you should and then teachers won't scream at you and make you write essays on rights and responsiblities (mental note: they won't like it when you say that they are a poohead)
- try to be a not so evil sister
- stop throwing zane's bag in the bin even if he does say awful stuff
- stop gettig kickd out of the library. YOU ARE A NERD PERSON YOU DO NOT GET KICKED OUT OF LIBRARIES, OKAY?
- read better books. pervertednesss is bad, okay?
- become smart genius
- get friends so will not have to whine about the lameness of the planet on here
- get revenge on B1 B2 BTB TSHAB and the rest of the PG but not being too evil
- finish the stupid story and type it up nd get it publishrx before you die
- survive
that is good goals yes?
ummmmm
i am updating thias way too much and for no reason since no one even reads this thing.
be nice.
be nice.
save me from the lameness of the world!!!
i tried to get my dad to change the channel on the tv cause i would rather watch icarly than barbie, and he was like 'no way they wear too much makeup!!!'
wtf.
wtf.
Jeez people someone say something i am so bored am watching barbeie movies
do not comment on above statement if you were going to say something about barbie.
this is school holidays people!!!!!
it is meant to be fun!!!!
\all i have done is walk to the MCG, get my ankle busted agian, eat chocoatle and liquorice allsorts, write stories, talk to my evil siblings, wathc barbiw movies and cartoons.
this is lame.
this is school holidays people!!!!!
it is meant to be fun!!!!
\all i have done is walk to the MCG, get my ankle busted agian, eat chocoatle and liquorice allsorts, write stories, talk to my evil siblings, wathc barbiw movies and cartoons.
this is lame.
Wednesday 7 September 2011
Observe the evil assignement. Its for scince if you cant tell.
1. Explain the Energy transformations taking place in this device (start with nuclear power energy in the sun). You are required to justify each choice of energy transformations in 1-2 sentences by explaining the process that is taking place. Extra marks will be awarded for devices which undergo a larger number of energy transformations. 8 marks.
2. State the efficiency of the device and how it is worked out. 3 marks.
3. Describe the process of manufacture for this device. 3 marks.
4. Outline the discovery and/or development of this device. 2 marks.
5. Explain how a similar task was carried out before this device was invented. To do this, you need to work out the purpose of the device and find out how this purpose was achieved previously. It might be very different to the way your device works. 2 marks.
6. Include a reference list (you will need multiple sources). References downloaded from the internet need to include a date on which the information was accessed. 2 marks.
Hey non exsistant readery peoples!!!!
Anyways, so i have another assignment. that was due tuesday, and in case you don't know what day it is, IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!
If anyone wants to be nice, and help , that would be appreciable..... appreciatable..... whatever......
If anyone wants to be nice, and help , that would be appreciable..... appreciatable..... whatever......
Friday 2 September 2011
help!!!!!
Am meant to be going to fancy party for little brother’s friend’s mum in less than two hours. The theme is 1960’s and i have nothing like that!!!!!!!
Help!!!!
Thursday 25 August 2011
ZOMG CREEPINESS!!!!
Guess What i discovered today!!!!!!!!
I am not alive. I do not have a pulse, or heartbeat.
Is it just me, or is that massivly creepy?
I am not alive. I do not have a pulse, or heartbeat.
Is it just me, or is that massivly creepy?
Uh, Hi?
Well I'm back and alive and yah all that.
Life is really werid . i cant type.
oh well,. more later
Life is really werid . i cant type.
oh well,. more later
Thursday 18 August 2011
I come to report a most grevious happening.
hang on, how do you spell grevious? oh well who cares.
I am here to report that my iPod has been stolen. Yeah. At school.
Life is pinkified.
I am here to report that my iPod has been stolen. Yeah. At school.
Life is pinkified.
Wednesday 20 July 2011
Well woop dee do
I'm alive, but barely. have been sick. have had problems at school. STILL having problems at school. almost got suspended in sport on Tuesday, cause i didn't want to dance with guys who make my life a living hell. i think thats fair enough. teacher didn't. boom. on detention. 'dance' she says. 'nope' i say. boom. 'i could suspend you for this!!!!!! no other school will want you!!!!!!' 'I'll tell them why i was suspended!' 'THey wont care.'
o i was totally freaking out.but im alive, cause went to detention yesterday and have come to and agreement with the teacher. I'll do line dancing but not partner dancing. fair enough. maybe.
o i was totally freaking out.but im alive, cause went to detention yesterday and have come to and agreement with the teacher. I'll do line dancing but not partner dancing. fair enough. maybe.
Friday 13 May 2011
this doesn't reallly have a title
Help am stuck, have not finished project that is v. Important and is due YESTERDAY and school is over already so i am dead.
*cries*
*dies*
*superman comes and finishes project*
*Kalise miraculously comes back to life*
*prints out project*
*grabs project*
*time travels back to 5:45 am yesterday morning*
*superman comes and finishes project*
*Kalise miraculously comes back to life*
*prints out project*
*grabs project*
*time travels back to 5:45 am yesterday morning*
SCENE ONE
RANDOM MUSIC SONG BLARES OUT OF iPOD DOCK
Kalise - okay am getting up, now be quiet.
RANDOM MUSIC SONG BLARES OUT OF iPOD DOCK
Kalise - okay am getting up, now be quiet.
iPod- fine be that way *shuts up*
Kalise - coooooold!!!!!!
Random voice in Kalise ’s head- get up!
Kalise - fine
*Kalise gets up*
Kalise- wow it is early i am tired.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh quit whinging
Kalise- meanie
SCENE 2 (watch this scene with eyes closed u perve)
*decides what to wear*
*gets dressed*
Reflection- yes yes, very nice gothic clothes. But are you in the black house? I do not think so.
Kalise- i hate green. So i wear black and am undercover agent
Reflection- okay
SCENE3
*goes downstairs*
Kalise- wow i shall have breakfast now. Actually i won’t because i can’t be bothered.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- good for you.
Kalise- shut up Random voice in my head
Random voice in Kalise’s head- shutting up
*Kalise packs schoolbag*
SCENE 4
Kalise- wowzers i will go catch bus now. Goodbye mum person. See you later.
Mum person- goodbye daughter person
*walks/runs to bus stop*
*bus comes*
Bus driver- why you wear black you gothic person? You no schoolgirl person you adult person pretending to be schoolgirl
Kalise- i solemnly swear i am schoolgirl. It is athletics carnival. We are supposed to wear our house colours. I hate green.so i wear black and am an undercover agent
Bus driver- okays little schoolgirl who is most likely not a little schoolgirl, i believe you
*Kalise gets on bus*
SCENE 5
*bus arrives at train station*
Kalise- yayzers.
*gets on train*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is boring*
SCENE 6
Director- let us fast forward until Kalise arrives at the athletics carnival
Kalise- why?
Director- cause i am nice, and i edited out the part where you got the wrong train and ended up in Brisbane, but now you have made me tell everyone.
Kalise- Brisbane?
Director- okay not Brisbane. But somewhere far away
Kalise- oh thank you mr director person. Who are you anyway?
Director- the mad hatter
Kalise- oh dear. I didn’t know this was wonderland
Director- it’s not. This is crazyland. I am mad. Mad= crazy. I think.
Kalise- ............
SCENE 7
*Kalise arrives at the carnival*
*sees teacher person*
Kalise- hello mr teacher person, here is my amazing project. Please do not feel bad for giving me full marks because i am awesome
Mr teacher person- yes yes no go away i have stuff to do. But i will not forget your awesomeness and i will give you full marks
Kalise- thank you mr teacher person
SCENE 8
*Kalise sneakily leaves carnival*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you bad girl
Kalise- i told you to shut up
*Kalise goes home*
*Kalise goes back to bed.
Kalise- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SCENE 9
Mum person- Kalise dear WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? You supposed to be at athletics carnival!!!!
Alice- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Random voice in Kalise’s head- someone is talking to you, you wakes up now, yes??
Kalise- growl
Mum person- alright since if you left now, the carnival would be over by the time you got there, you can stay and sleep. But the is only gonna happen once, you understand, yes?
Kalise- yes mum person
Random voice in Kalise’s head- that went well
Alice –ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Random voice in Kalise’s head- okay shutting down
SCENE 10
Kalise- WAIT!!!! I HAVEN’T CHECKED MY EMAIL YET!!!!!!!
Random voice in Kalise’s head- hurry up, me is tired now
*checks email*
Kalise- oh wow i have 27 emails YAYNESS
Random voice in Kalise’s head- wow you must feel loved
Alice- at present yeah.
*reads emails*
Alice- or not
Random voice in alice’s head- why not Kalise person?
Alice- this is hate mail, Random voice in my head, that REALLY makes me feel loved.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh
*Kalise feels sad and grumpy*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- there there calm down Kalise person
Kalise – sob
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you could get revenge.....
*Kalise stops crying automatically*
Kalise- REVENGE!!
Random voice in Kalise's head- only safe revenge though, Kalise person.
Kalise- fine fine yes yes i know.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- good
SCENE 11
Director/mad hatter- that concludes our time travel movie for today
Kalise- but i was having fun, thinking of revengeness!!!
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you can do that later
Director/ mad hatter- whatever. I have better things to do. I’d like some tea.
Alice- i don’t like tea
Director/mad hatter- coffee?
Kalise- hate coffee
Director/ mad hatter- soft drink?
Kalise- yes please i want hyperness!!!!
Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is SUCH a bad idea...........
END SHORT AND ALLTOGETHER EPIC VIEW OF WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED BUT DIDN'T
But sadly thats not what happened, and its Saturday and i’m still working on the project. And i have 3 more projects to do this weekend. Sad.
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