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Help am stuck, have not finished project that is v. Important and is due YESTERDAY and school is over already so i am dead.

*cries*

*dies*

*superman comes and finishes project*


*Kalise miraculously comes back to life*

*prints out project*

*grabs project*

*time travels back to 5:45 am yesterday morning*

SCENE ONE

RANDOM MUSIC SONG BLARES OUT OF iPOD DOCK

Kalise - okay am getting up, now be quiet.

iPod- fine be that way *shuts up*

Kalise - coooooold!!!!!!

Random voice in Kalise ’s head- get up!

Kalise - fine

*Kalise gets up*

Kalise- wow it is early i am tired.

Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh quit whinging

Kalise- meanie

SCENE 2 (watch this scene with eyes closed u perve)

*decides what to wear*

*gets dressed*

Reflection- yes yes, very nice gothic clothes. But are you in the black house? I do not think so.

Kalise- i hate green. So i wear black and am undercover agent

Reflection- okay

SCENE3

*goes downstairs*

Kalise- wow i shall have breakfast now. Actually i won’t because i can’t be bothered.

Random voice in Kalise’s head- good for you.

Kalise- shut up Random voice in my head

Random voice in Kalise’s head- shutting up

*Kalise packs schoolbag*

SCENE 4

Kalise- wowzers i will go catch bus now. Goodbye mum person. See you later.

Mum person- goodbye daughter person

*walks/runs to bus stop*

*bus comes*

Bus driver- why you wear black you gothic person? You no schoolgirl person you adult person pretending to be schoolgirl

Kalise- i solemnly swear i am schoolgirl. It is athletics carnival. We are supposed to wear our house colours. I hate green.so i wear black and am an undercover agent

Bus driver- okays little schoolgirl who is most likely not a little schoolgirl, i believe you

*Kalise gets on bus*

SCENE 5

*bus arrives at train station*

Kalise-  yayzers.

*gets on train*

Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is boring*

SCENE 6

Director- let us fast forward until Kalise arrives at the athletics carnival

Kalise- why?

Director- cause i am nice, and i edited out the part where you got the wrong train and ended up in Brisbane, but now you have made me tell everyone.

Kalise- Brisbane?

Director- okay not Brisbane. But somewhere far away

Kalise- oh thank you mr director person. Who are you anyway?

Director-  the mad hatter

Kalise- oh dear. I didn’t know this was wonderland

Director- it’s not. This is crazyland. I am mad. Mad= crazy. I think.

Kalise- ............

SCENE 7

*Kalise arrives at the carnival*

*sees teacher person*

Kalise- hello mr teacher person, here is my amazing project. Please do not feel bad for giving me full marks because i am awesome

Mr teacher person- yes yes no go away i have stuff to do. But i will not forget your awesomeness and i will give you full marks

Kalise- thank you mr  teacher person

SCENE 8

*Kalise sneakily leaves carnival*

Random voice in Kalise’s head- you bad girl

Kalise- i told you to shut up

*Kalise goes home*

*Kalise goes back to bed.

Kalise- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

SCENE 9

Mum person- Kalise dear WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? You supposed to be at athletics carnival!!!!

Alice- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Random voice in Kalise’s head- someone is talking to you, you wakes up now, yes??

Kalise- growl

Mum person- alright since if you left now, the carnival would be over by the time you got there, you can stay and sleep. But the is only gonna happen once, you understand, yes?

Kalise- yes mum person

Random voice in Kalise’s head- that went well

Alice –ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Random voice in Kalise’s head- okay shutting down

SCENE 10

Kalise- WAIT!!!!  I HAVEN’T CHECKED MY EMAIL YET!!!!!!!             

Random voice in Kalise’s head- hurry up, me is tired now

*checks email*

Kalise- oh wow i have 27 emails YAYNESS

Random voice in Kalise’s head- wow you must feel loved

Alice- at present yeah.

*reads emails*

Alice- or not

Random voice in alice’s head- why not Kalise person?

Alice- this is hate mail, Random voice in my head, that REALLY makes me feel loved.

Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh

*Kalise feels sad and grumpy*

Random voice in Kalise’s head- there there calm down Kalise person

Kalise – sob

Random voice in Kalise’s head- you could get revenge.....

*Kalise stops crying automatically*

Kalise- REVENGE!!

Random voice in Kalise's head- only safe revenge though, Kalise person.

Kalise- fine fine yes yes i know.

Random voice in Kalise’s head- good

SCENE 11

Director/mad hatter- that concludes our time travel movie for today

Kalise- but i was having fun, thinking of revengeness!!!

Random voice in Kalise’s head- you can do that later

Director/ mad hatter- whatever. I have better things to do. I’d like some tea.

Alice- i don’t like tea

Director/mad hatter- coffee?

Kalise- hate coffee

Director/ mad hatter- soft drink?

Kalise- yes please i want hyperness!!!!

Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is SUCH a bad idea...........

END SHORT AND ALLTOGETHER EPIC VIEW OF WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED BUT DIDN'T

 But sadly thats not what happened, and its Saturday and i’m still working on the project. And i have 3 more projects to do this weekend. Sad.