Friday 13 May 2011

this doesn't reallly have a title


Help am stuck, have not finished project that is v. Important and is due YESTERDAY and school is over already so i am dead.
*cries*
*dies*

*superman comes and finishes project*


*Kalise miraculously comes back to life*

*prints out project*

*grabs project*

*time travels back to 5:45 am yesterday morning*
SCENE ONE

RANDOM MUSIC SONG BLARES OUT OF iPOD DOCK

Kalise - okay am getting up, now be quiet.
iPod- fine be that way *shuts up*
Kalise - coooooold!!!!!!
Random voice in Kalise ’s head- get up!
Kalise - fine
*Kalise gets up*
Kalise- wow it is early i am tired.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh quit whinging
Kalise- meanie
SCENE 2 (watch this scene with eyes closed u perve)
*decides what to wear*
*gets dressed*
Reflection- yes yes, very nice gothic clothes. But are you in the black house? I do not think so.
Kalise- i hate green. So i wear black and am undercover agent
Reflection- okay
SCENE3
*goes downstairs*
Kalise- wow i shall have breakfast now. Actually i won’t because i can’t be bothered.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- good for you.
Kalise- shut up Random voice in my head
Random voice in Kalise’s head- shutting up
*Kalise packs schoolbag*
SCENE 4
Kalise- wowzers i will go catch bus now. Goodbye mum person. See you later.
Mum person- goodbye daughter person
*walks/runs to bus stop*
*bus comes*
Bus driver- why you wear black you gothic person? You no schoolgirl person you adult person pretending to be schoolgirl
Kalise- i solemnly swear i am schoolgirl. It is athletics carnival. We are supposed to wear our house colours. I hate green.so i wear black and am an undercover agent
Bus driver- okays little schoolgirl who is most likely not a little schoolgirl, i believe you
*Kalise gets on bus*
SCENE 5
*bus arrives at train station*
Kalise-  yayzers.
*gets on train*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is boring*
SCENE 6
Director- let us fast forward until Kalise arrives at the athletics carnival
Kalise- why?
Director- cause i am nice, and i edited out the part where you got the wrong train and ended up in Brisbane, but now you have made me tell everyone.
Kalise- Brisbane?
Director- okay not Brisbane. But somewhere far away
Kalise- oh thank you mr director person. Who are you anyway?
Director-  the mad hatter
Kalise- oh dear. I didn’t know this was wonderland
Director- it’s not. This is crazyland. I am mad. Mad= crazy. I think.
Kalise- ............
SCENE 7
*Kalise arrives at the carnival*
*sees teacher person*
Kalise- hello mr teacher person, here is my amazing project. Please do not feel bad for giving me full marks because i am awesome
Mr teacher person- yes yes no go away i have stuff to do. But i will not forget your awesomeness and i will give you full marks
Kalise- thank you mr  teacher person
SCENE 8
*Kalise sneakily leaves carnival*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you bad girl
Kalise- i told you to shut up
*Kalise goes home*
*Kalise goes back to bed.
Kalise- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
SCENE 9
Mum person- Kalise dear WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? You supposed to be at athletics carnival!!!!
Alice- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Random voice in Kalise’s head- someone is talking to you, you wakes up now, yes??
Kalise- growl
Mum person- alright since if you left now, the carnival would be over by the time you got there, you can stay and sleep. But the is only gonna happen once, you understand, yes?
Kalise- yes mum person
Random voice in Kalise’s head- that went well
Alice –ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Random voice in Kalise’s head- okay shutting down
SCENE 10
Kalise- WAIT!!!!  I HAVEN’T CHECKED MY EMAIL YET!!!!!!!             
Random voice in Kalise’s head- hurry up, me is tired now
*checks email*
Kalise- oh wow i have 27 emails YAYNESS
Random voice in Kalise’s head- wow you must feel loved
Alice- at present yeah.
*reads emails*
Alice- or not
Random voice in alice’s head- why not Kalise person?
Alice- this is hate mail, Random voice in my head, that REALLY makes me feel loved.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- oh
*Kalise feels sad and grumpy*
Random voice in Kalise’s head- there there calm down Kalise person
Kalise – sob
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you could get revenge.....
*Kalise stops crying automatically*
Kalise- REVENGE!!
Random voice in Kalise's head- only safe revenge though, Kalise person.
Kalise- fine fine yes yes i know.
Random voice in Kalise’s head- good
SCENE 11
Director/mad hatter- that concludes our time travel movie for today
Kalise- but i was having fun, thinking of revengeness!!!
Random voice in Kalise’s head- you can do that later
Director/ mad hatter- whatever. I have better things to do. I’d like some tea.
Alice- i don’t like tea
Director/mad hatter- coffee?
Kalise- hate coffee
Director/ mad hatter- soft drink?
Kalise- yes please i want hyperness!!!!
Random voice in Kalise’s head- this is SUCH a bad idea...........
END SHORT AND ALLTOGETHER EPIC VIEW OF WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED BUT DIDN'T

 But sadly thats not what happened, and its Saturday and i’m still working on the project. And i have 3 more projects to do this weekend. Sad.

Wednesday 11 May 2011

Help!!!

This guy  hangs around with my group a lot since i had to do a project with him and another guy cause my friends dumped me, well, i think he likes me. And I think he's a really nice person and all, but
  1. I DON'T LIKE ANYONE
  2. I'M NOT EVER GOING TO LIKE ANYONE
  3. I'M NEVER HAVING A BOYFRIEND CAUSE I DON'T WANT ONE
so i don't know what to do.
if any nice readery people actually turn up, then  GET OF YOUR ARSE AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!

*apologizes for being grumpy*

I'm just really confuzzled is all.

er um no title?


So did not miss bus or train or anything much, but was v. out of breath and almost DIED from lack of oxygen. But anyways. P.E was bad as always. Had to sprint and sprint then throw javelin. The javelin was long and spiky. I was kind of hoping I might be able to *accidentally* kill C, and blame Justin Bieber. Which would have been fun, but sadly was unable to carry out this genius plan. I was very kind, and let A and M and N go in front of me in line to throw javelin, (I have a fear of accidentally killing someone and then getting sent to jail. No idea why) so i only had to throw the javelin once. I failed. Oh well.
Then big test. *yay* *is sarcastic* Finished in like, 10 minutes though.  I’m a weird person.
Then boringness. Then got sent to this crazy class. That was weird.
Now am home. Doing *homework*.  But feeling guilty, cause my mum stayed up till like 2 am *helping* me with my project  ( as in mummy do all work. Nice mummy) and i’m just blogging.
But yeah. Have big projects. Lots of big and annoying projects.
*GUILTEXPLOSION*
Okay, am going to do homework. Sad me.
I am a poor, doomed child.

Tuesday 10 May 2011

Woop dee do

am totally annoyed cause my alarm didn't go off, now i am late. probably being on the computer complaining is not helping.

so now, must RUN  the bus stop, RUN to the station, RUN to the train, RUN to school, and then RUN around in P.E which i happen to have first period. Isn't that nice?

okay, stuff the homework

 *goes off to do math homework*
*looks at math homework*
*runs away*
*comes back to blog*
*waits*
*thinks*
*types*

I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORK MR/MRS TEACHER PERSON

but mr/mrs teacher person, i was busy making sure the kitchen didn't explode and thats a full time job!

but mr/mrs teacher person,i don't like homework

but mr/mrs teacher person, i'm allergic to homeowork!!!

but mr/mrs teacher person,i have an uncontrollable homeworkaphobia (fear of homework)

Er hi

I think I'm supposed to be all 'TADA!!!! WELCOME TO ME!!!!!' but  I have met me and I'm not exactly a TADA kind of person and i really don't think anyone will be reading this anyway.
now have to go do evil homework *growls at mean teachers*

goodbye readeryish people that don't exist!